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ellendegeneres:

It’s official.

ellendegeneres:

It’s official.

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takeafuckingsh0wer:

NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR

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When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”

imjohnlocked:

the-bite-of-frost:

relatablesherlock:

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“Your husband’s on tv”

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“that show that made you cry”

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“Fantasy and reality often overlap.” - Walt Disney

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fagsindubai:

i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that

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